It’s no secret that the role of an attorney or paralegal can be stressful at times. Occasionally, it’s important to take a step back, breathe, and partake in activities that support one’s own health and wellness.
Today on International Joke Day, people from across the globe are doing exactly this. We thought we’d share a few we came across:
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In today’s digital age, many legal jokes are found and shared across social media. Here are a few these rib-ticklers:
#1. Be classy with the emails
#2. Losing a case
— Tony Batton (@thetonybatton) December 7, 2017
#3. Where there’s a will…
— Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) December 8, 2015
#4. The right to remain silent
A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
“You are the lawyer.” said the policeman.
“Exactly, so where’s my present?” replied the lawyer.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 27, 2018
#5. Payrate breakdown
#6: Eggers, Eggers, Eggers, and Eggers, Attorneys at Law
Three generations of Eggers in one practice. They hatch so fast.
#7: Bickers & Bickers, Attorneys at Law
Sounds like the judge will be given an earful.
#8: Good vs great lawyer
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. #lawyerjokes
— Giss (@gisscontreras) October 30, 2012
#9: Alicia A. Slaughter, Personal Injury Attorney
#10: Things paralegals say?
It’s on the Reminder List I sent you Monday.
It’s on the Nag list I sent you Tuesday.
It’s on the PLEASE list I sent you Wednesday.
It’s on the URGENT list I sent you Thursday.
It’s on the THIS IS GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE list I sent you Friday.
We hope your day got brighter. Have a stand-out (harmless) legal joke? Share it in the comments!